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The One Where Apple Finally Jumps the Shark

The Apple Polishing Cloth

screenshot courtesy of the author

I apologise if I’m late for this particular party. I’m still a bit gobsmacked. Apple is now selling cloth and is charging you £19 for the privilege. Lead time is currently 10–12 weeks in the UK. For a cloth.

What magical properties must this rag hold for Apple to charge you the princely…